Posted 17:48 by Grote 0 comments

I guess that there are worse circles of hell

I've been told by the religous reich on numerous occasions that I'm going to hell. Today I took the test to see which circle I'm going to. My Result was:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

So let me get this straight, I'm going to be horny all the time with no hope of relief? As I said, there are worst circles. I wonder if Helen of Troy is single.......