Posted 10:45 by Grote 0 comments

*NEWS FLASH* CHEWBACCA TO BE IN EPISODE THREE

Starwars.com reports that Chewbacca will make an appearance in Episode Three and will be reprised by Peter Mayhew. (switches to radio announcer voice) Is this just a ploy by Lucas to distract people from the crappy plot? Or is this a real attempt to tie everything together? Will people even care when they slap down ten bucks to see the final installment? Will Lucas hire a "real" writer? We may never know. (Radio announcer voice off).