Posted 01:42 by Grote 0 comments

Get Rich Quick Scheme #345. Start my own Punk/Rock/Cover Band

Went to see Godsmack in concert tonight, It was a pretty good show. Except for the first act, Coping with Ignorance was the band. No, I didn't make that up. It wasn't a very good first act. At one point the bass guitarist wasn't even trying to fake play anymore. Anyway, here's my plan: Using those guys as a model for a cover band (except they were some kind of metal/grunge/thing) my friend Jim can be the singer/shouter extraordinaire. Addison and I can jump around while faking to play the guitar. Sellers can play dj/programmer/bizsiznach and Pip can be the drummer. We'll use a random band name generator for our band name, I personally prefer Uneven Chemical Assholes. Either way we rake in the dough and the chicks that flash us while crowd surfing....

Update 6/1 12:00 AM: I've been informed by our lead shouter/singer that he already had a band name picked out. So prepare yourselves for...The Jim Spurrier DethOrkestraaaaaaah! As he put it: "See, the key is the creative misspelling of the words 'Death' and 'Orchestra,' which will naturally lead to us getting money for nothin' and chicks for free.."