Posted 12:07 by Grote 0 comments

I, for one, welcome our new Giant Crab Overlords...

...that is with some drawn butter and a some ice cold beer. Apparently way back when, Stalin brought pacific crabs to the Barents Sea. Well, now their population numbers are exploding. The crabs weigh about 25lbs each and have a claw span of more than three feet. They say a leg can provide a grown man with a filling meal (Lembas legs?). Fisherman are complaining about the loss in other sea creatures but I say pass the crab legs.
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