Posted 12:34 by Grote 0 comments

That does it!

This low-carb craze has gone too far. I will lead a boycott of normal, rational people (that is if there are any left) against the next company the releases a "low-carb" product. We've got low carb beer, low carb bread, KFC for a while was trying to push the fact that their fried chicken was good for you because it had low carbs. This craze is everywhere. Now we have low carb soda. SODA!?!?! What's next low-carb potatoes? I'm all for being healthy and in shape but the madness has got to stop before some dies of a massive coronary from eating a pound and half of bacon everyday.

Of course, the Atkin's Diet maybe replaced by the latest fad diet. It's the "Maker's Diet", or what I will call the "WWJE? diet" (What would Jesus Eat?) Of course, I believe if Jesus were alive today, he'd be in line at McDs more often than you'd suspect. Anyway, for forty days (surprise) you only eat what Jesus would have so no unclean swine or shellfish, you pig. Oh and to make sure your body doesn't get infected, no more daily showers, antiperspirants, contact lenses, or fluoride toothpaste (I wonder if this is going to cause a diet gap? I'm not going to worry, they won't see the big board). I haven't confirmed this yet but also to fight nasty infections, you're also supposed to eat a handful of soil. (If someone has seen, or bought this silly book and confirm it that would be great).