Posted 14:51 by Grote 1 comments

Learn from my mistake...

NEVER violate a man law! What am i talking about? First some background.... I was over at a relative's house on Friday for a family party. We we're talking about the beer overflow trick. If you don't know what I'm talking about watch this...



Ok, so one of my relatives had never seen a)the commercial or b)the trick done at all. So I grab a bottle of MGD to help demonstrate the trick. One of my cousins who had also done the trick or so she says, volunteered to help. First mistake I should have done the tap. Second mistake, I should have grabbed a dark bottle instead of a clear bottle. Result? She hits the bottle a little harder than she should have (instead of just tapping it) and I need 8 stiches in my right index finger.

NEVER VIOLATE A MAN LAW!

Posted 21:18 by Grote 0 comments

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Bob Taft, George Bush, Dennis Hastert, Hillary Clinton, and Michael Moore may all be tools but at least we don't have propaganda like this. Of course this just means one thing you realize, KIM JONG IL CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA!

Posted 21:26 by Grote 0 comments

Enough is Enough!

I've had it with these mother-farkin Republicans in these mother-farkin halls of Government! I'm embarrassed to even call myself a pround member of the Grand Ol' Party. Ok first was invading Iraq on faulty, intellegence with no clear idea what the hell we we're going to do once we got there. Then there was my State government thinking that it would be a good idea to invest money in rare coins Yeah, not stocks, not tech companies, not local businesses. Rare fucking coins. Gosh, I can't imagine why it seemed like the State got swindled.

Ok, now we got Mark Foley, hitting on young boys who work in Congress, a Shepard Smith Interview that has a Republican claiming that we can't put more troops into the field until after the Election. Why?? because the President is too concerned with the election. We've also got Bush trying to pardon himself after SCOTUS said, "No no, you have to apply the Geneva convention."

I'm voting Democrat in '06.